I'll keep these simple, knowing not many of us, including myself have very large attention spans.
Please keep all devoid of smut, however this does mean you aren't allowed to Smut, it just means you can't do it on the boards. If you wish to smut with someone, you may do it via PM, that way, everyone's happy.
Feel free to swear, I don't fucking care.
I must advise you not to start hate threads or flame wars, for I will be watching and I will hastily drop the ban hammer upon thee.